fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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