I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Its about making memories worth repressing
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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