it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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