Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
me + whiskey = a bad person
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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