just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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