i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize