I don't usually arrange sex via text message
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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