new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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