i think i have herpe
just one?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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