the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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