Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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