he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
There r osticjed everywhere
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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