How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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