he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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