Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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