Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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