Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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