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yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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