If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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