I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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