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Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
All the doctor said was why
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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