Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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