We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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