so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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