Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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