you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
she told me i tasted like america
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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