There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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