Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Randomize
