what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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