He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Randomize
