awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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