Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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