tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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