i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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