There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
