dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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