Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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