dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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