Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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