I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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