Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She told me I should be a condom model.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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