Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize