you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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