You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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