I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You dont lie about slip and slides
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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