He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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