R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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