I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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