Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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