Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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