You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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