So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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